Tuesday, May 20, 2008

A Friends Day Out!!!

Written and Experienced by TejaGadu!!!
Here it goes...

12th May 8 Am ki oka variety thought vachindi.. andariki passport undi naku matram enduku undakudadu ani.. adee oppu tho uthsaham tho vellipoya Passpot office ki. 9.25 ki vella. 2 bigg lines and 1 small line unnai. Naa intelligence antha usechesi small line lo ninchunna.. after 5 mins general uneducated public cheparu adi correction line, general enquiry line pakkana undi ani.. adi oo 1km daka undi..line ki opposite pedha board undi “GENERAL Enquiry” ani.. nenu Btech educated kada anduke adi chadavale..

Manager ki call chesi 12 ki office ki vachestha ani abhayahastham ichaa..

9.30 nunchi line lo unna underground and no fan!!! Line lo minimum distance kuda ledu anthaga overlap ayyi ninchunnaru..ideeee time lo na venaka uncle ki oo 10 times call vachi untundi.. he is a sanitation shop owner. Parryware commode bauntundi rasi confortable ga undadu….ani alanti important matter gatti ga clients tho discuss chesukunnadu… mundi uncle govt, Indian economy, indira Gandhi TDP congress gurinchi vaduu oooru bhasha lo chelaregipoyadu.. intha jariginaa oopigga passport enquiry avvalanna focus tho alaane ninchunna..

Atlast 1.30 ki almost ayyipoyindi. Naa mundu edava vadi falthu doubt adigesadu. Next tejgadu…naa form ila lopalaki tosthunna anthe sudden ga door esesadu!!!!!! Stike time ta counter closed..aina siggu lekunda counter mundu bokka kosam chusina kukka la wait chesa..30mins tarvatha inka oopika leka visuku vachi bayataki chalaa deep ga feel avthu vacha.. 9.30 to 1.50 line lo ninchuni waste ayyindi…

A deep depression tho bayatiki vachaka inkoo shock.. bike ledu!!!!!! Ade area lo around 30 bikes unnai, na bike mathram ledu.. oo 10mins atuu itu nadicha dorakale.. shop vadu chepadu police van thesukopoyindi bike ani…STAR EFFECT.. police station address edo variety ga chepadu 2 lefts 1 wall then right 1 shop beside lane adjacent to hill and near well ani… em artham kale.. pakka shop vadini malli adiga vadu lang difference kani concept same…asalee nenu routes lo king.. e bokka teliyadu moti nagar tappa.. approx 7 auto valu station anagane chiraku ga face petti chi poo ani vellipoyaru.. aina pattu vidavakunda last ki oka auto vadini beg chesa,. Plzzzz office time ayyindi bike police etukupoyaru..entha kavalante antha isha ani. Papam karunahrudayam kalavadu na face chusi oppukunnadu... half distance vellaka gurthochindi.. pocket lo money levu L police station ki vellipoya.. na bike ki terrorist ni katesinatu pedha jumbo chain tho katesaru.. aa vishadha drusam chusaka bhadha tatukoleka police dagaraki vella.. vadu adigina documents anni mohana kotedam anukunna..butt vadu pollution adigadu..adi tappa anni unnai ani cheppa aina convice avale.. 300polution +50 wrong parking + 150 lifting = 500 katesi pomannadu... discount adi ga.. after discount 400 kateyamannadu bumper offer!!! Malli edava moham tho siggu padakunda adukunna festuival offers emanna unnaiya ani.. chala kastham padi 300 ki deal set chesa.. kani dabbulu levu ATM ki velli tesukostha ani cheppa… police vadu chalaaa assahyam ga chusadu.. American intlo African panimanishi ni chesinattu cheap look ichadu.. tappadu stuation alantidi!

Malli auto vadini request chyesa ATM center ki povali ani.. evadiki teliyadu ATM ekkada undo… ATM ante endoo dikkumalina daridrapugottu ayomayam moham petaru antha.. tarvatha treasure map laga Andhra bank route telisindi.. kasthapadi adukuntu velam akadiki.. eduruga ATM kanapadindi.. cheliya cheliya song type lo egurukuntu vellipoya.. akkada villan laa security vadu ATM out of order ani chepadu L 2kms duram lo sBI ATM ki edo falthu route chepadu or icici atm edo clock tower dagara undi annadu.. hyd lo clock tower undi ani naku monne tesisindi.. malli siggu vidichi auto vadidi request chesa.. icici ki velle route lo maharasthra bank kanapadindi..josh lo running auto digipoyi duripoya lopalaki… rich ga 1000 draw chesi station lo katesi..police vadu erri Qns annitiki answer cheppi techukunna bike!! Manager ki call chesthe naa paristhiti telisi dayathmaka hrudayam tho leave ichesindi..

Ila deep ga disappoint ayyi intiki veldam ani vasthunnna.. darilo biggg traffic jam!! Live fire accident chusa. Edo building kalipothondi.. aa movie antha chusi oo 25mins tarvatha traffic clear ayyaka finally 4.30 ki kompaki vacha..

4 hrs line lo energy bokka.. leave bokka.. petrol..300 fine bokka auto ki 80 bokka… all LOSSES!!!!!!!!!!!!

Inirojulu market lonee loss undi anukunna.. star tiragale gani ekkadaina loss techukovachu anna jevitham sathyam telusukunna…